Tuesday, November 14, 2006

That's the Duluth Lift Bridge.

To the left is Noche. If you've never met her than you prolly haven't sufficiently had your socks licked by a dog. Above is the Duluth Lift Bridge. It doesn't draw open like common bridges, NO - it does not. The whole thing lifts up into the air. Once, a mentally disabled woman got stuck on it. She freaked out when the bell went off signaling it's raising. So she stayed on it for fifty feet or so and then layed down to look over the edge, sheering her torso off when it passed by an I-beam. Onlookers, some of whom I know, saw her torso plunge 75 feet or so to the pavement during dinner hour from the deck of Grandmas Restaurant.

I'm never around when anything cool happens.

What makes my friggin day?

I'll tell you what's awesome - when I get up in the morning to find that I have super awesome comments to read. Big high five to those who came to look and left a little something on my doorstep. Keep writing on my site.

I'm taking the day off again. I figure 'what the hell'. Sure, I may be running low on vacation time, but what better way to spend vacation than watching daytime movies, eating gas station food, and sleeping away an afternoon. I'm going to be the laziest fuck on the planet and go back to work tomorrow feeling like a champ. If Bob's your Uncle, then Robert's your Relative.