I've Never Gone Wrong
So I'm in Marketing. I've learned the art of making bold statements that no one can hold you accountable for. Here's my most famous:
"I've never gone wrong drinking whiskey too fast that I can remember."
The operative phrase in this statement is "that I can remember". No one picks up on that part when you say it, unless they of course have had similar experiences with whiskey and know the blackout routine.
All in the name of good, clean fun. Enjoy.
"I've never gone wrong drinking whiskey too fast that I can remember."
The operative phrase in this statement is "that I can remember". No one picks up on that part when you say it, unless they of course have had similar experiences with whiskey and know the blackout routine.
All in the name of good, clean fun. Enjoy.