My Dog Can Lick Your Rabbit
Noche loves everything. Sometimes, she loves things too hard and too much, and those times are hard lessons learned. One day, Noche saw a rabbit in the yard. She whined at the door to go outside, so I let her out and she took of after it. She somehow managed to get it cornered, and then she kinda jumped on it and hugged it really tight. I swear she was not killing the rabbit. I honestly think she wanted to just hold it for a while and cuddle.
And that is the story of the time I FeBreezed my dog.
After a few minutes, the rabbit lay motionless, probably dead of a heart attack. Noche wouldn't stop licking it. I went outside to get a closer look. She just sat there with it, confused. I tried to take it away. She took it into the woods behind the property.
For months she would go visit the rabbit, as it lay rotting in a hidden spot which I could never find. Noche would venture out late at night to rendezvous with her old friend, only to return smelling like she had been rolling in it.
And that is the story of the time I FeBreezed my dog.