Two Places At Once
When I'm at work, sometimes I break from the task at hand to type in a random word or words into Google Image Search to see what comes up. If I were to do it now, I'd type in something like "ghost fart", "upholstered wheelchair", or "winkie dink". I haven't tried those yet, but I could imagine the images associated with them could be humorous.
So the other day I image searched the term "poop shank". My SafeSearch filter was turned off of course for optimum results.
I was alarmed at the first result. Was it me? How could this be possible?
Which one is me?
It was a picture of a guy who posted in a forum. He called another member of that forum a "poop shank" in his entry. How cute.
Now, I have to find him and kill him. If you have any clue to the whereabouts of this man, please forward information to mail@blueskydeluxe.com. This man is considered a national threat.