I Move to Columbus in Five Days
So there are these burgers in Superior, WI at the Anchor Bar. Aptly named "Anchor Burgers", these 'carne con carne' kickball sized two-handers are capable of sitting in your gut for up to four days. The menu at the Anchor Bar consists of about 20 varieties of their famous burgers from "Ham & Swiss Burger" (a burger with a big ol' slab of ham on it topped with swiss) to the "Cashew Burger" (yes, a burger with cashews, onions, and cheese.) All burgers are served with fries, and unless you've already had a few triple bypasses you're encouraged to eat them.
The menu has nothing else listed but two sizes of larger burgers - up to a full pound of meat - and a grilled cheese towards the bottom right that seems hidden. It's seemingly ostracized location implies that "if you order this, you have to wear the mesh tank top that comes with it."
So tonight, I'll be dining on Wisconsin beef Anchor style. I move to Columbus in five days, and if I eat right tonight, this ground chuck Norris creation will be exiting in the Ohio sewer system. A little present from Wisconsin, delivered first class!
The menu has nothing else listed but two sizes of larger burgers - up to a full pound of meat - and a grilled cheese towards the bottom right that seems hidden. It's seemingly ostracized location implies that "if you order this, you have to wear the mesh tank top that comes with it."
So tonight, I'll be dining on Wisconsin beef Anchor style. I move to Columbus in five days, and if I eat right tonight, this ground chuck Norris creation will be exiting in the Ohio sewer system. A little present from Wisconsin, delivered first class!