Like a Burrito, But Mexicaner
I will open a burrito joint to end all burrito joints. It will sell "Authenticly Mexican" burritos, and by "Authentically Mexican" I'm not talking about burro meat. The menu will be as follows:
1. The Santa Anna - This burrito will rise up against you every time you annex part of it into your stomach.
2. The Smuggler - There's something hidden inside this tortilla, but you'll have to wait 16 hours for the prize!
3. The NAFTA - The burrito thats made faster and cheaper with the same ingredients, but by someone getting paid far less than the standard burrito artist.
4. The Wetback - Don't order this. Racist.
5. The Migrant Worker - This burrito outperforms all the other burritos while costing slightly less, but knocks up your sister and gets the neighborhood kids drunk in the woods.
6. The Don Juan - This burrito has dazzling looks, but will smooth talk your woman into a slow dance if you don't eat it fast enough.
7. The Carlos Mencia (Low Fat) - A burrito that thinks its funny but fails to make you laugh at every opportunity, creating severe loss of appetite and possible napping.
1. The Santa Anna - This burrito will rise up against you every time you annex part of it into your stomach.
2. The Smuggler - There's something hidden inside this tortilla, but you'll have to wait 16 hours for the prize!
3. The NAFTA - The burrito thats made faster and cheaper with the same ingredients, but by someone getting paid far less than the standard burrito artist.
4. The Wetback - Don't order this. Racist.
5. The Migrant Worker - This burrito outperforms all the other burritos while costing slightly less, but knocks up your sister and gets the neighborhood kids drunk in the woods.
6. The Don Juan - This burrito has dazzling looks, but will smooth talk your woman into a slow dance if you don't eat it fast enough.
7. The Carlos Mencia (Low Fat) - A burrito that thinks its funny but fails to make you laugh at every opportunity, creating severe loss of appetite and possible napping.