Shitty White Bread.
I remember eating peanut butter jelly sandwiches as a child and squishing it flat for no real reason other than I was bored. I also remember noticing how thin and shitty that bread really was. It would tear under the pressure of my then five year old thumb, only to ooze jelly and render my sandwich a mess.
I can remember buying this bread in my early adulthood, and trying to build a sandwich with quality ingredients using it, pickles included. The resulting meal was more like eating a wad of cold meat in a wet paper towel. I have since bought better bread, not just because I am worth it dammit, not because I'm sick of the hassle of thin and shitty wonderloaf, but I'm pretty sure that the bread that handed out in impoverished communist nations has more substance - and this is fucking America, a country founded on the very concept of a better life!
Do yourself a favor, and next time you go to the grocery store and even THINK about buying that nice thin WonderLoaf because toilet paper is too expensive - think about the last time it ripped while spreading peanut butter on it. And think again, my friend. Think again.
I can remember buying this bread in my early adulthood, and trying to build a sandwich with quality ingredients using it, pickles included. The resulting meal was more like eating a wad of cold meat in a wet paper towel. I have since bought better bread, not just because I am worth it dammit, not because I'm sick of the hassle of thin and shitty wonderloaf, but I'm pretty sure that the bread that handed out in impoverished communist nations has more substance - and this is fucking America, a country founded on the very concept of a better life!
Do yourself a favor, and next time you go to the grocery store and even THINK about buying that nice thin WonderLoaf because toilet paper is too expensive - think about the last time it ripped while spreading peanut butter on it. And think again, my friend. Think again.