Offensive Facial Hair
I was the Joker for Halloween. In order to pull it off, I had to shave my beloved beard. If you're a guy, you already know that when you shave a beard you have to shave it in stages. You cut down to a goatee, then a mustache - mostly because you just want to see what you'd look like. Well, instead of having all that fun by myself. I passed a poll around work and let everyone vote on what facial hair I would have for ONE FULL DAY - the day before Halloween. 
The Friendly (Mutton Chops and Mustache):
The Handlebar:
After much controversy, it was ruled that because the majority of people wanted a mustache and/or mustache combo that I would do all three - mustache, sideburns, and soul patch. The chinstrap fans were sorely disappointed. When I shaved that evening I still managed to shave in stages, and in the essence of this glorious event I would also like to share this with you:
The Friendly (Mutton Chops and Mustache):
The Handlebar:
The Finished Product (At Work):
