Thursday, January 14, 2010

I Organize Beard-a-thons

My email to the office yesterday:

Gentlemen,

Full beard February is fast approaching, and we're looking for as many men (or qualifying women) as possible to participate. The challenge requires you to do nothing (for the most part) for the full four weeks of February. By nothing, I specifically mean shave. The rules are as simple as those stated in the Old Testament: A man should not shave the corners of his face.

Neck trimming, or removal of the hair from his cheeks is acceptable. Especially if F2F client meetings are scheduled, your beard should appear maintained and free of debris. Multiple forms of beards are accepted during the challenge. It is every mans right to carry a beard at least once in his lifetime - as well as a rite of passage.

For a list of beard options, check out my son's blog:
http://www.dyers.org/blog/beards/beard-types/

FOLLOWING FULL BEARD FEBRUARY: CINCO DE MUSTACHE

Following the month of February, men will shave their beards on the eve of March 5th for Cinco de Mustache, to come to work on the 5th with the mustache style of their choice. All participants are then encouraged to join in the celebration at Mavis Winkles for a pint of lager immediately after a rigorous workday.

I do not need a response should you choose to participate. Your unkempt face will speak for itself. Please forward to any individuals you feel should be involved or those I may have missed.

Thank you.